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we might still use it. the half time report from tv's andy levy, yet, help a -- hep-a, b, c, d and e and f. >> the half time report brought to you from the bird had of the the -- the birds of the southern hemisphere. thanks, penguins. >>> let's 2 to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what's wrong? >> nothing. >> what happened? >> i don't want to talk about it. >>- >> what happened? >> nothing happened. >> something happened between the a and c block. what happened? the vending machine got stuck and you couldn't get your funyons. >> it is fantasy football related. psy, mib, when psy rap killed the yankees he was not talking -- >> one of us is fluent in korean and one of us isn't, andy and i'm pretty sure i got the translation right. >> say something in korean. >> i like you. >> by the way, in korean that means i hate him. >> amazing. >> congressman, you seriously didn't know who psy was until this show? >> i am humiliated, but no i am not that hip. >> i believe that. >> look, there is a reason i am not inv
we might still use it. the half time report from tv's andy levy, yet, help a -- hep-a, b, c, d and e and f. >> the half time report brought to you from the bird had of the the -- the birds of the southern hemisphere. thanks, penguins. >>> let's 2 to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what's wrong? >> nothing. >> what happened? >> i don't want to talk about it. >>- >> what happened? >> nothing happened. >> something happened...
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e-mail us. do you have a video of your animal doing something interesting, go to fox news.com/red eye. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by rubber ducks. the toys shaped with a yellow bill duck and associated with bathing. thanks, rubber ducks. >>> we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> glad to see you back in the normal spot. i was worried about you in that hole. >> me too. >> getting a little sad. >> it is not cool out there, man. >> i am glad are you back. >> there are people there. you know i don't like them. >> you just like cats. >> more americans believe santa is a democrat. let's see, a myth about an entity that spies on them and gives them free stuff. that's a tough call. greg, you said orangutan. >> when? >> i don't know, some video or something. >> oh yes. >> there is no g at the end. it is or an tang. >> i was talking about the supplement drink fed to
e-mail us. do you have a video of your animal doing something interesting, go to fox news.com/red eye. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by rubber ducks. the toys shaped with a yellow bill duck and associated with bathing. thanks, rubber ducks. >>> we are back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> glad to see you back in the normal spot. i was...
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there is the ability to hit us with us. >> i think it is a lesson. we don't want them to be in that position where we can't do anything. >> where is china this china is so big. they could crush north korea. >> north korea gets 90% of their oil from china. if china cutoff the oil it would be in a different situation. but that's their best ally in the region. >> and china doesn't want north korea to end and the minute these people are going to move they are going to china and they don't want anything to do with themment. >> you will have this population that is so depressed they are moving to south korea and china. >> it will be like east-west germany, but with less scat porn. >> it is mostly my fault because it was in the 90s i dated kim-jong-il and it put him in a strange function. >> cash -- strange funk. >> that is the name of his next album. >> he is the sexiest man alive. >> we are missing the big story. in north korea they must have a large supply of ed schulz shows. >> i feel bad for that woman. now that she is international she is going to kim
there is the ability to hit us with us. >> i think it is a lesson. we don't want them to be in that position where we can't do anything. >> where is china this china is so big. they could crush north korea. >> north korea gets 90% of their oil from china. if china cutoff the oil it would be in a different situation. but that's their best ally in the region. >> and china doesn't want north korea to end and the minute these people are going to move they are going to china...
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you can't tell us either. joy tomorrow if you president what to watch nbc live, i will be talking to the rabi. >> he is so pressi. >> making fun of the guests. andy upcoming gigs? >> stand up new york on saturday at the 9:00 and 11:00 shows. >> i will be having lunch with rabi around 3:00 tomorrow. he said i
you can't tell us either. joy tomorrow if you president what to watch nbc live, i will be talking to the rabi. >> he is so pressi. >> making fun of the guests. andy upcoming gigs? >> stand up new york on saturday at the 9:00 and 11:00 shows. >> i will be having lunch with rabi around 3:00 tomorrow. he said i
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click on submit a video and we might still use it. still to come, something we like to call the half time report from something we like to call andy levy. he is a big nothing, a zero, zilch. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by stamps. small pieces of gumped paper to show postage has been paid. thanks, stamps. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong sfor that we go . andy, should we discuss part two on our feelings of "love actually." >> yes, five pages. >> excellent. i think the viewers need to know. >> i just printed out my pamphlets. >> it is weird. it is like half of "love actually" and half racist propaganda. >> they are both the same. >> they are both the same. >> they are both great. >> i printed out the minutes from the last meeting. >> is that a candy bar? but you keep thinking that. >> i called you a dog nut. >> samsung santa ad. carrie, you said you don't even know why we have you on the show. it is because much like the movie "love actually" you are a delight. >> andy, happy holidays. are you coming over? my
click on submit a video and we might still use it. still to come, something we like to call the half time report from something we like to call andy levy. he is a big nothing, a zero, zilch. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by stamps. small pieces of gumped paper to show postage has been paid. thanks, stamps. >>> let's find out if we have anything wrong sfor that we go . andy, should we discuss part two on our feelings of "love actually." >> yes, five...
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it used to be e-z. that's good. i think that kind of spelling lead us to e-z-e who then died. it was of aids. maybe it promotes healthier living. >> i think we are glossing over something here. >> what am i glossing over? >> mom of the year here, her idea of monitoring her kids is having them around a microwave for hours on end. the easy bake oven is basically a microwave and letting the gamma rays all over them. >> when i come home my daughter says what do you want to do for frosting for dinner? >> and then you punch them. >> you open a bottle of like ga lo wine -- gallo wine. and you go to the closet and say leave me the hell alone. thank you for ruining my life you brats. worried about the fiscal cliff? the economy, ben go swrea? -- benghazi? no need, my friend. the economy has been saved. they removed the word lunatic from the law. the act of 2012 aimes to eliminate, quote, references that contribute to the stigmata swraition of mental health conditions in account as of congress. like a 1947 law that read the words insane and it should include every lunatic and sane person
it used to be e-z. that's good. i think that kind of spelling lead us to e-z-e who then died. it was of aids. maybe it promotes healthier living. >> i think we are glossing over something here. >> what am i glossing over? >> mom of the year here, her idea of monitoring her kids is having them around a microwave for hours on end. the easy bake oven is basically a microwave and letting the gamma rays all over them. >> when i come home my daughter says what do you want to...
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e-mail us. if you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he never got anywhere. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. how do you like my new voice? >> it is fantastic. have i been working on it. >> it is very masculine. >> i figure as i get older i need more gravity. do you like it? >> you just asked me that. >> we are going to take a break. we will be right back. how does that sound? >> oh i thought we needed to take a break. those hue good it was. that's how good it was. >> i am calling this the vic gutfeld voice. >> very sultry. >> vic has some certain kinds of sexual appetite. >> and probably shouldn't be talked about on tv. >> he lives by his own rules. >> that's why greg will be back tomorrow. >> greg is gonement. >> vic and greg agree, we don't like bill. >> you can't talk about mr. mr. o'reilly if he is not here to defend himself. >> why do
e-mail us. if you have a video of your animal doing something go to fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he never got anywhere. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. how do you like my new voice? >> it is fantastic. have i been working on it. >> it is very masculine. >> i figure as i get older i need more gravity. do you like it? >> you just asked me that....
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i used to work in montana. as the first sequential hemaphrodite ranch hand i was not received well. >> i think some of these parents have their happened up their butte. >> wow. >> this is a kid show. >> one of the songs kids sing is "joy to the world" which i think is about a person who gets drunk with a bull frog. how is that a good idea? >> that is not -- no, i agree. and let it show -- let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. >> it is clearly about cocaine jie. what is the name of it again? >> the superintendent's last name is apostle. his name is alex apostle. >> well, there you go. >> he can't be unbiased. >> absolutely not. >> diana i will go to you before we leave because i don't agree with you. i don't think the school should sing songs like good christian men rejoice and stuff like that. i think that is wrong. >> i understand that. i kind of thing you have to pick one or the other. either you don't have any or you have them all. the fact you have them all is fine. >> why not have all of the songs that ar
i used to work in montana. as the first sequential hemaphrodite ranch hand i was not received well. >> i think some of these parents have their happened up their butte. >> wow. >> this is a kid show. >> one of the songs kids sing is "joy to the world" which i think is about a person who gets drunk with a bull frog. how is that a good idea? >> that is not -- no, i agree. and let it show -- let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. >> it is clearly about...
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that's it for us five. thank you for watching. see you back >> i can't decide if i missed you, honestly. >> well, i guess you should leave then. >> was it really only a week? >> such a jerk. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she is often mistaken for a forest fire. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. if hilarity was candle i would blow him in the store. and bill schulz. what is he looking at? and if fierce commentary was a mad house i would enter him when my wife was mad at me. and you love to hate him and hate to love him. it is our new york times correspondent who happens to be the actual new york times. good to see you, pinch. where have you been? >> that's not important. what is important is that today in the times, they write with enduring quality of boy bands. none of those fem looking miss screets could compare to my day. >> i remember the sassafrass duet. and then there was the big depression dance craze, suspenders in a barrel. and then my favorite young group , malarkey and balderdash and the
that's it for us five. thank you for watching. see you back >> i can't decide if i missed you, honestly. >> well, i guess you should leave then. >> was it really only a week? >> such a jerk. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she is often mistaken for a forest fire. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. if hilarity was candle i would blow him in the store. and bill schulz. what is he looking at? and if fierce commentary was a mad house...
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. >> do you have a comment on the show this e-mail us. if you have a video of your animal doing something go to our website. the half time report from tv's andy levy will be talking about this forever. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by mummy. the bodies or persons or animals embalmed with preservatives in the ancient egyptian. thanks, mummy. >>> i want to make two points here. we are back. can we go to gavin's chair here real quick? this is what happens when you drink beer in the green room. he had to run to the bathroom and he wanted us to wait. i said we are not going to wait. for our half time report, andy, i want to do you a special favor. >> what is that? >> i think you should just start in with "love actually" because you feel strongly and whatever time we have left over for the other stories, we can get to the other stories, but i realize that your feelings for" love actually" are probably the strongest of anybody in the northern hem miss fee. hemisphere. so why don't you put everything away and explain to me scene by s
. >> do you have a comment on the show this e-mail us. if you have a video of your animal doing something go to our website. the half time report from tv's andy levy will be talking about this forever. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by mummy. the bodies or persons or animals embalmed with preservatives in the ancient egyptian. thanks, mummy. >>> i want to make two points here. we are back. can we go to gavin's chair here real quick? this is what happens when you...
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e-mail us. and if you have a video of your animal doing something like having a giant mug, go to fox news.com they started it now. they ran out of com. click on submit a video and we might use it. the half time report with andy levy. he is a stupid jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by kite boarding. thanks kite boarding. plap >>> for that we go to andy levy who is fresh from hanging out at the mall. >> you know what the thing is, greg? >> yeah. >> i make this work. >> if you had a woman in your life she would tell you you don't put a gray sweatshirt under a dark sweater. >> yes, she would. >> why not? >> she can't speak. >> you are an awful man. >> speaking of awful men, psy. >> you were in korea, andy. >> i was. you said koreans protest because they love america and they are emulating us. i can tell you when i was there in the early 90s there was a lot of dislike of americans among the younger koreans. they would burn the american flagett set raw. on the other happened you were d
e-mail us. and if you have a video of your animal doing something like having a giant mug, go to fox news.com they started it now. they ran out of com. click on submit a video and we might use it. the half time report with andy levy. he is a stupid jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by kite boarding. thanks kite boarding. plap >>> for that we go to andy levy who is fresh from hanging out at the mall. >> you know what the thing is, greg? >> yeah. >>...